OMG, this Eggplant is so f*cking cute (pardon my language)!
I am very certain most of you have used emoji in one way or another during your texting experience. I myself aren’t a strong emoji user, but I am sure I have used this, 🍆 countless times, especially when sexting and flirting with some cute guys. It has never crossed my mind that one day, I am able to somehow fuck myself with this exact eggplant, literally!
All thanks to the Emojibator, the company that believes in “humor and education to promote a society that celebrates pleasure.”, we all can now add this lovely Eggplant vibrator into our collection. This was first launched in 2016. Currently, they have another four different fun toys that are inspired from emoji: Banana 🍌 , Chili Pepper 🌶 , Pickle, and Chickie 🐣 .
Eggplant full of Vitamin D
I received this lovable Eggplant vibrator on my bad day from work. Not going to elaborate more on how terrible that day was, but this special “eggplant” sure did brighten up my evening. Let’s take a look at the packaging, it’s a thin paper box, overall pretty lightweight. Vibrant purple color printed on the box, with the slogan “GO F*CK YOURSELF. LITERALLY.“. Some might find it coarse, but I love it! In the box, you will find the adorable Eggplant vibrator and one AAA battery. Some simple instructions are printed directly on the packaging, so there’s no user manual in the box. Not to worry, it’s straight-forward to operate the toy, you don’t need a 100-pages booklet for that. And since this isn’t a rechargeable toy, you won’t find any charging cable in the box either.
The Eggplant vibrator is measured at 4.76″, exactly my palm size, petite to my liking. Unlike the real eggplant, this Eggplant vibrator is covered with medical-safe silicone. The body has a soft and silky texture that feels great against your skin. It also has a slightly squishy with a flexible tip on top, it just suits my taste so well!
F*ck With the Eggplant
Based on my experience on small vibrators, usually when an inexpensive vibrator comes with a super cute appearance, you should probably expect it to be just that – cute. But this little Eggplant gives me a pleasant surprise with 3 steady speeds and 7 impressive patterns. The main button is hidden in the green stem, pressing on it to cycling through all the 10 different vibrations, the eleventh press will turn the toy off. To be honest, this is rather a bad design to me.
The overall vibration isn’t too weak, but it’s more to the buzzy type. Lucky me, as long as my mood is right, I am ready to go. I don’t fancy super strong and rumbly vibration to get to my climax. I would rather have something nice and cute, get myself in the mood, and enjoy the process. Seems like the cute and adorable appearance of the toy is more important to me.
Eggplant vibrator is labeled as 100% waterproof, but I am rather skeptical about this because I do not see a real seal from the opening of the green stem. I guess I will try it in the shower one day, but not going to use it in my tub for sure.
You may ask, did I get my orgasm using this Eggplant? The answer is yes, eventually. Just like my usual practice, get myself ready and alone in the late evening, start slow and go slow with this Eggplant. Near to the end of the vibrator has a little wider shape, making it curves a little. It’s great and easy to stimulate my clit, and the little bump feels peasant entering my pussy too.
Please take note of this, this is a tiny vibrator without a base at the bottom of the body. So it’s definitely not anal safe! Do not let it go in your ass, it won’t be a nice experience going to E.R. with an eggplant stuck up your butt, especially during the current Covid pandemic time. Be extra careful!
- Cute and Adorable: See, even a kitten loves it!
- Best Hilarious Gift: It would totally make your whatever party to be memorable with this gift.
Yay or Nay?
– Fun and cute design
– Medical-grade silicone
– Best travel companion
– Responsive button, but the mechanism is a little delicate to the press
– No pouch
– Not rechargeable, you need to get ready with your AAA battery to use it
To sum it all up, if you are cracking your head on what gift to be bought to a bachelorette party, I would highly recommend this Eggplant vibrator, the best naughty and fun gift ever! However, if you are getting a vibrator for your not-so-sensitive clit, this toy is not for you. The surface level, buzzy vibrations won’t be penetrating deep enough for you to get you off the cliff.
You can get this Eggplant vibrator at $34 now.